Retirement

Retirement’s a major milestone, but that doesn’t mean your card or gift needs to be bog-standard or boringly serious (or seriously boring). Let the soon-to-be OAP know that you wish them all the best, that their contribution was appreciated, and that they’ll be missed, with a funny retirement card from Silly Sentiments. In addition to rude retirement cards, you’ll find a range of other items in our online store that make fantastic retirement gift ideas for retirees who enjoy a bit of banter. Choose from balloons, personalised mugs, pen sets, sweets, bespoke badges, and all sorts of other goodies.

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Perfect Relationship Father Mug
Perfect Relationship Father Mug
£11.99

10 pens for £10

Chaos Coordinator Pen
Chaos Coordinator Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Don't Be A Karen Pen
Don't Be A Karen Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Fucking Miracle Worker Pen
Fucking Miracle Worker Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Grammar Police Pen
Grammar Police Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Think You're A Cunt Pen
I Think You're A Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I'm Shagging The Boss Pen
I'm Shagging The Boss Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I'm A Massive Twat Pen
I'm A Massive Twat Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Only Cunts Use This Pen
Only Cunts Use This Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Trying To Look Busy Pen
Trying To Look Busy Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Queen Cunt Pen
Queen Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Little Cunt Pen
Little Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Bored As Fuck Pen
Bored As Fuck Pen
£3.99