Pens

Looking for pens with more personality than the standard disposable ballpoint? Our profanity pens are so filthy that they will definitely make your boss cringe! Find a range of humorous and cute stationery at Silly Sentiments. We’ve got you covered, whether you want funny pens for a colleague, rude pens for yourself, for a friend, or a personalised set for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or another occasion. With our pens, you can tell parents and teachers that they’re amazing, colleagues that you’re busy, and anyone else in the office that you are too busy, in a profanity pen way. There are plenty of other options, and no matter what you choose, you’ll find that the curvy ballpoint pens are lightweight and are shaped to offer a comfortable writing experience.

10 pens for £10

Dad You're A Dickhead Pen
Dad You're A Dickhead Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Favourite Child Pen (Dad)
Favourite Child Pen (Dad)
£3.99

10 Pens For £10

Fuck Off, I'M Busy Pen
Fuck Off, I'M Busy Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Grandad Hero Pen
Grandad Hero Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Dad Hero Pen
Dad Hero Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Think You're A Cunt Pen
I Think You're A Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I'm A Massive Twat Pen
I'm A Massive Twat Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Only Cunts Use This Pen
Only Cunts Use This Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Fuck Off Dad's Busy Pen
Fuck Off Dad's Busy Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Dad's Pen
Dad's Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

D Is For Dad Pen
D Is For Dad Pen
£3.99
Dog Pen Set
Dog Pen Set
£11.99 £8.99

10 pens for £10

Ginger & Proud Pen
Ginger & Proud Pen
£3.99
Cunt Pen Set
Cunt Pen Set
£11.99 £8.99

10 pens for £10

Charlie Pen
Charlie Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Bitch, I'M Fucking Fab Pen
Bitch, I'M Fucking Fab Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Team Ginger Pen
Team Ginger Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Fuck This Shit Pen
Fuck This Shit Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I’M Not Talky Pen
I’M Not Talky Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Like It Up The Bum Pen
I Like It Up The Bum Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Give Me My Pen... Cunt Pen
Give Me My Pen... Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Cock Hungry Whore Pen
Cock Hungry Whore Pen
£3.99