Pens

Looking for pens with more personality than the standard disposable ballpoint? Our profanity pens are so filthy that they will definitely make your boss cringe! Find a range of humorous and cute stationery at Silly Sentiments. We’ve got you covered, whether you want funny pens for a colleague, rude pens for yourself, for a friend, or a personalised set for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or another occasion. With our pens, you can tell parents and teachers that they’re amazing, colleagues that you’re busy, and anyone else in the office that you are too busy, in a profanity pen way. There are plenty of other options, and no matter what you choose, you’ll find that the curvy ballpoint pens are lightweight and are shaped to offer a comfortable writing experience.

10 pens for £10

Pink This Bitch Bites Pen
Pink This Bitch Bites Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Boris Can Fuck Off Pen
Boris Can Fuck Off Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I'M A Fucking Unicorn Pen
I'M A Fucking Unicorn Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Dad's Fucking Pen
Dad's Fucking Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Cunt Stop Swearing Pen
I Cunt Stop Swearing Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Wet Pussy Pen
Wet Pussy Pen
£3.99 £0.99

10 pens for £10

Shut The Fuck Up Pen
Shut The Fuck Up Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Dogging Pen
Dogging Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Filthy Bitch Pen
Filthy Bitch Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Fabulous Cunt Pen
Fabulous Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Certified Cock Sucker Pen
Certified Cock Sucker Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Ginger Pubes Pen
Ginger Pubes Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

My Fucking Pen
My Fucking Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Hello... You Cunt Pen
Hello... You Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Best Mum Ever Pen
Best Mum Ever Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Step Mum Pen
Step Mum Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Turned Out Awesome Mum Pen
I Turned Out Awesome Mum Pen
£3.99 £1.00

10 pens for £10

Chaos Coordinator Pen
Chaos Coordinator Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Don't Be A Karen Pen
Don't Be A Karen Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Fucking Miracle Worker Pen
Fucking Miracle Worker Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Grammar Police Pen
Grammar Police Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I'm Shagging The Boss Pen
I'm Shagging The Boss Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Trying To Look Busy Pen
Trying To Look Busy Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Queen Cunt Pen
Queen Cunt Pen
£3.99