Pens

Looking for pens with more personality than the standard disposable ballpoint? Our profanity pens are so filthy that they will definitely make your boss cringe! Find a range of humorous and cute stationery at Silly Sentiments. We’ve got you covered, whether you want funny pens for a colleague, rude pens for yourself, for a friend, or a personalised set for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or another occasion. With our pens, you can tell parents and teachers that they’re amazing, colleagues that you’re busy, and anyone else in the office that you are too busy, in a profanity pen way. There are plenty of other options, and no matter what you choose, you’ll find that the curvy ballpoint pens are lightweight and are shaped to offer a comfortable writing experience.
Dog Pen Set
Dog Pen Set
£11.99 £8.99

10 pens for £10

Charlie Pen
Charlie Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Give Me My Pen... Cunt Pen
Give Me My Pen... Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Love My Job Pen
Love My Job Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Grandad Hero Pen
Grandad Hero Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Favourite Child Pen (Dad)
Favourite Child Pen (Dad)
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Dad Hero Pen
Dad Hero Pen
£3.99 £0.99

10 pens for £10

Dad'S Fucking Pen
Dad'S Fucking Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

My Fucking Pen
My Fucking Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Chaos Coordinator Pen
Chaos Coordinator Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Don't Be A Karen Pen
Don't Be A Karen Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Fucking Miracle Worker Pen
Fucking Miracle Worker Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Grammar Police Pen
Grammar Police Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I Think You're A Cunt Pen
I Think You're A Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I'm Shagging The Boss Pen
I'm Shagging The Boss Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

I'm A Massive Twat Pen
I'm A Massive Twat Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Only Cunts Use This Pen
Only Cunts Use This Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Trying To Look Busy Pen
Trying To Look Busy Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Queen Cunt Pen
Queen Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Little Cunt Pen
Little Cunt Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Bored As Fuck Pen
Bored As Fuck Pen
£3.99

10 pens for £10

Fuck Off Dad's Busy Pen
Fuck Off Dad's Busy Pen
£3.99