Birthday Cards and Gifts

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I Like It Up The Bum Mug
I Like It Up The Bum Mug
£9.99 £7.99
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Flying Fuck Silver & White Wrapping Paper
Flying Fuck Silver & White Wrapping Paper
£4.99
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Personalised Voucher Silly
Personalised Voucher Silly
£3.99
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Welcome Mofos Door Mat
Welcome Mofos Door Mat
£24.99 £14.99
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10 pens for £10

Fuck The Fuckers Pen
Fuck The Fuckers Pen
£3.99
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Not Today Dickhead PJS
Not Today Dickhead PJS
£24.99
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Touch My Pen & I'Ll Break Your Fucking Fingers Pen
Touch My Pen & I'Ll Break Your Fucking Fingers Pen
£3.99
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Large Square Bestie Badge
Large Square Bestie Badge
£3.50
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Customer Not Always Right.... Customer Is A Cunt Mug
Customer Not Always Right.... Customer Is A Cunt Mug
£9.99
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Cunt Coasters
Cunt Coasters
£3.49
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Love You Cunt Gift Wrap
Love You Cunt Gift Wrap
£2.99
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Original Pen Pack
Original Pen Pack
£11.99 £8.99
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Saggy Tits Card
Saggy Tits Card
£2.99
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Jelly Pussy Sweets
Jelly Pussy Sweets
£9.99
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I Fucking Love You Keyring
I Fucking Love You Keyring
£7.99 £4.99
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Caterpillar Cake Birthday Card
Caterpillar Cake Birthday Card
£2.99
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2026 Black Filthy Sentiments Wall Calendar
2026 Black Filthy Sentiments Wall Calendar
£14.99 £6.99
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10 pens for £10

I Work With Cunts Pen
I Work With Cunts Pen
£3.99
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Fuck Off, I'M Busy Pen
Fuck Off, I'M Busy Pen
£3.99
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Stress Head Pen Set
Stress Head Pen Set
£11.99 £8.99
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Nice Bum Card
Nice Bum Card
£2.99
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Colourful Pink 2026 Filthy Sentiments Wall Calendar
Colourful Pink 2026 Filthy Sentiments Wall Calendar
£14.99 £9.99
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Personalised Road Rage Air Freshener
Personalised Road Rage Air Freshener
£7.99
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Personalised Lady Cuntington Mug
Personalised Lady Cuntington Mug
£11.99
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Read This Special Kind Of Cunt Mug
Read This Special Kind Of Cunt Mug
£9.99
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Met Some Pricks You'Re A Cactus Mug
Met Some Pricks You'Re A Cactus Mug
£9.99
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10 pens for £10

I'M Not Always A Bitch Pen
I'M Not Always A Bitch Pen
£3.99
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I'M A Cock Hungry Whore Mug
I'M A Cock Hungry Whore Mug
£9.99
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Cup Of Calm The Fuck Down Mug
Cup Of Calm The Fuck Down Mug
£9.99
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I'm Thirsty As Fuck Mug
I'm Thirsty As Fuck Mug
£9.99
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Drink Up Fuck Off Mug
Drink Up Fuck Off Mug
£9.99
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Fucks I Gave Went That Way --> Mug
Fucks I Gave Went That Way --> Mug
£9.99
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Smile Because Laugh Because Brother Mug
Smile Because Laugh Because Brother Mug
£9.99
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Quotes From Mum Mug
Quotes From Mum Mug
£9.99
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Love You Like A Good Fisting Mug
Love You Like A Good Fisting Mug
£9.99 £7.99
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I Fucking Hate Christmas Mason Jar
I Fucking Hate Christmas Mason Jar
£14.99
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Unless Sat On My Face Mug
Unless Sat On My Face Mug
£11.99 £6.99
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Only Cunts Are Born In January Birthday Card
Only Cunts Are Born In January Birthday Card
£2.99
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Born In September Balloons (Pack Of 5)
Born In September Balloons (Pack Of 5)
£5.00
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Boris New Kettle Mug
Boris New Kettle Mug
£11.99 £9.99
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Born In November Balloons (Pack Of 5)
Born In November Balloons (Pack Of 5)
£5.00
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Personalised Only Twats Are Born In September
Personalised Only Twats Are Born In September
£2.99
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AUP Me Duck Chocolate Slab
AUP Me Duck Chocolate Slab
£7.99
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Tears Of My Employees Flasks
Tears Of My Employees Flasks
£14.99
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In My Defence Left Unsupervised Mug
In My Defence Left Unsupervised Mug
£9.99
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I May Be Wrong But It's Unlikely Mug
I May Be Wrong But It's Unlikely Mug
£9.99
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Fuck Off I'M Busy Flask
Fuck Off I'M Busy Flask
£14.99
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I Fucking Hate People Flasks
I Fucking Hate People Flasks
£14.99 £12.99
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Born In October Balloons (Pack Of 5)
Born In October Balloons (Pack Of 5)
£5.00
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Cancer Can Fuck Off Chocolate Slab
Cancer Can Fuck Off Chocolate Slab
£7.99
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